Linda: Sorry I'm late Jill, I had an attack.
Jill: Dennis?
Linda: Asthma
Jill: Well it's still going in the book Linda
Linda: *persistent panting*
Jill: Word to the wide Linda, please don't goggle at me when I'm in a consultation.
Linda: I need my puffer
Jill: Linda you know my feelings about asthma. Take a deep breath and get over it and go and put your buns in.
Jill’s Suicide Note

Dear Cath,

I know this is what you always wanted! So, bye from baby and me! Don’t feel guilty for making me do this. Hopefully see you soon!

Lots of love,